As Allah was enjoying his favorite hobby by stoning hunting demons who spying on him ! by the stars (1)! using his dart and showing off by his skills on that .the angel Gabriel intterupted him
Gabriel : Whats up God ! Do you remember The mother Teresa ?
Allah : do you mean this crone ! old woman ? yea I remember her what about her ?
Gabriel : are you sending her to hell ?
Allah : Hell yeaa !!! I am gonna send her to hell not just her but anyone from her kind !
Gabriel : Fuck !! are you out of your mind God ?! So you gonna tell me that you gonna send this mother fucker Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi to the heaven while you gonna send
these people to hell ??
Allah : Hell yea sure ! cause they are infidle mother fuckers
Gabriel : thats bullshit ! this woman did a lot of good things even she won Nobel peace prize and others also did ..
Allah interrupt him :All of them can suck my dick Gabiel fuck them and fuck whatever they did !! dont make me mad dude these mother fuckers claim that I have a girlfriend
and that I fucked Mary and got that baby Jesus from her as a son !
Gabriel : what an idiots ! you dont know even how to do it ! ( he mean sex )
Allah : I dont know how to do it ??! you dickhead !!!!
Gabriel : no no no didnt mean that I know you such a sex machine god ! but you just dont want to sure sure so anyway you gonna send her to hell right !
Allah : Suuure look anyone say such things about me or not believing my beloved favorite spoild prophet Muhamed and his flying to me in heaven by the flying mule gonna
be fucked up in hell ! I send them my beloved Prophet and supported him in all these battels and after all this blood and all that oracle of Quran I sent to him they dare
to not believe !
Gabriel : you know you are right Dude still remember these days I was going up and down from heaven to earth for The Oracle .even was about to open office for Oracle on earth
yea burn them fucking up dude yea
Allah : you see ?? you see how I convinced you
Gabriel : yea God you such smart ass !! haha ... anyway I have to go now for doing some stuff oh btw dont forget to hunt this demon in the red shirt over there I think
I heard me when I said that you dont know how to do it ! (sex ) and he is in his way to the earth to tell everybody about it !!
Allah : hell no gonna get him before he reach the earth .. watch me I am the almighty shooter bang bang bang ....
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(1) in The Quran ( Surat El molk verse 5 ) god created the stars to decorate the sky and use them for shooting ! the demons who spy and hear whats going in heaven or sky !
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