As I was sleeping after
watching a video of this infidel Hawking .I found my self in strange place and
theres a Huge man sitting on a big chair with some weird creatures with wings
that carrying it and making a lot of noisy with their wings … and this huge man
both of his hands was right hands ! (1) and was exposing his leg to scratch it
!
Me : what that ?? … where
I am ?
Allah : don’t you know me ?
Me : I don’t know sorry
… who are you sir ?
Allah : I am closer to
you more than your Vein ! ( referring to some verse in Quran ) I am the one who
created you ! I created your mother and your father .. I created your doorman and the math teacher who used to
punish you when you were a kid I created your stupid cousin and your asshole
uncle I created the T shirt that you wear and the boxer underwear that you ..
Me : enough ! that’s
enough sir what do you want from me now ?
Allah : I heard
that you became an Atheist ! and denying that I am exist ! so I came to prove
to you that you are wrong ..
Me
: and what that proof ?
Allah
: what !! what you talking about the proof is me ! I am here talking to you .
you gonna deny now ?
Me
: forgive me sir but that just a dream ! and you can meet anyone in the dreams
! I met Mickey Mouse in the dream last week ..
Allah
: mmm did you meditate in creation of the sky … the Earth , the Mountains , the
seas and the water I send from the sky ( rain )
Me
: I did ! but I became more infidel ! every time I look to sky , The universe ,
the planets and Earth I become more Atheist !and deny your existence more !
Allah
: Did you see Niagara falls ?
Me
: Yes … so ?
Allah
: What about my Books and my prophets ??
Me
: your Books ! these books that have 5000 people to explain it and make
thousands of conclusions and people kill each other over it for centuries ?
beside I never met any of these prophets you claim !
Allah
: what about the Scientific forecasts in Quran ?
Me
: Bullshit !!!
Allah
: what about Justin Bieber ?
Me
: Fuck that !!
Allah
: What about my name that people find on
watermelons and eggs ?
Me
: you wanna tell me that you left everything and the Universe and devoted now
for sign autographs on watermelons and eggs ?? I would find my aunt name on
that also ! so Allah can I ask you question ?
Allah
: ok
Me
: Why don’t you expose your self to everybody and all people become believers
and that’s it ?
Allah
: that’s not possible I must hide ! and they must know that I am exist without
me telling them that I am exist !!!
Me
: why they must know that you are exist without you telling them that you are
exist ? and why they must know that you are exist primarily ? why that’s
important to you ??
Allah
: its for the test I prepared for them you idiot ! if they all saw me and
became believers who I am gonna send to Hell?!
Me
: So your problem that you wanna send some people to hell ! .. ok forget it .
what about The Natural disasters that kills a lot of innocent people ?
Allah
: I just Torture infidel people with it !
Me
: but it happen to the believers also !
Allah
: aha in that case I do it as a test for believers !
Me
: but theres children die and animals and people become deformed
Allah
: that’s no problem I am gonna send them to the heaven at the end .
Me
: why don’t you send them to the heaven direct ?! why you must take the price
from them? What about the deformed embryos , wars , famines and the people who
listen to Lil Wayne and ..
Allah
: Shut the fuck up ! I got enough of this shit ! you know it was my fault to
talk to someone like you !
Me
: someone like me ! and whats the wrong with someone like me ? I am trying to
hold back my self !!
Allah
: hold back your self ?! what you can do you dick head show me !!
Me
: Ok come down here you Fag and I am gonna show you what I can do ! …
Allah
: I swear by my greatness that I am gonna kick your ass in the Judgement day !
Me
: Fuck you ! and fuck your Judgement day !
Allah
: you Son of a b..
Then
I woke up and was the pray calling ! ….
So I prayed to Allah to protect me from Allah !
(1) In muslim Text (hadith ) say that
Allah both of his hands are right hands
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