Thursday, May 19, 2016

When I met God !

As I was sleeping after watching a video of this infidel Hawking .I found my self in strange place and theres a Huge man sitting on a big chair with some weird creatures with wings that carrying it and making a lot of noisy with their wings … and this huge man both of his hands was right hands ! (1) and was exposing his leg to scratch it !
Me : what that ?? … where I am ?
Allah :  don’t you know me ?
Me : I don’t know sorry … who are you sir ?
Allah : I am closer to you more than your Vein ! ( referring to some verse in Quran ) I am the one who created you ! I created your mother and your father .. I created your  doorman and the math teacher who used to punish you when you were a kid I created your stupid cousin and your asshole uncle I created the T shirt that you wear and the boxer underwear that you ..
Me : enough ! that’s enough sir what do you want from me now ?
Allah : I heard that you became an Atheist ! and denying that I am exist ! so I came to prove to you that you are wrong ..
Me : and what that proof ?
Allah : what !! what you talking about the proof is me ! I am here talking to you . you gonna deny now ?
Me : forgive me sir but that just a dream ! and you can meet anyone in the dreams ! I met Mickey Mouse in the dream last week ..
Allah : mmm did you meditate in creation of the sky … the Earth , the Mountains , the seas and the water I send from the sky ( rain )
Me : I did ! but I became more infidel ! every time I look to sky , The universe , the planets and Earth I become more Atheist !and deny your existence more !
Allah : Did you see Niagara falls ?
Me : Yes … so ?
Allah : What about my Books and my prophets ??
Me : your Books ! these books that have 5000 people to explain it and make thousands of conclusions and people kill each other over it for centuries ? beside I never met any of these prophets you claim !
Allah : what about the Scientific forecasts in Quran ?
Me : Bullshit !!!
Allah : what about  Justin Bieber ?
Me : Fuck that !!
Allah :  What about my name that people find on watermelons and eggs ?
Me : you wanna tell me that you left everything and the Universe and devoted now for sign autographs on watermelons and eggs ?? I would find my aunt name on that also ! so Allah can I ask you question ?
Allah : ok
Me : Why don’t you expose your self to everybody and all people become believers and that’s it ?
Allah : that’s not possible I must hide ! and they must know that I am exist without me telling them that I am exist !!!
Me : why they must know that you are exist without you telling them that you are exist ? and why they must know that you are exist primarily ? why that’s important to you ??
Allah : its for the test I prepared for them you idiot ! if they all saw me and became believers who I am gonna send to Hell?!
Me : So your problem that you wanna send some people to hell ! .. ok forget it . what about The Natural disasters that kills a lot of innocent people ?
Allah : I just Torture infidel people with it !
Me : but it happen to the believers also !
Allah : aha in that case I do it as a test for believers !
Me : but theres children die and animals and people become deformed
Allah : that’s no problem I am gonna send them to the heaven at the end .
Me : why don’t you send them to the heaven direct ?! why you must take the price from them? What about the deformed embryos , wars , famines and the people who listen to Lil Wayne and ..
Allah : Shut the fuck up ! I got enough of this shit ! you know it was my fault to talk to someone like you !
Me : someone like me ! and whats the wrong with someone like me ? I am trying to hold back my self !!
Allah : hold back your self ?! what you can do you dick head show me !!
Me : Ok come down here you Fag and I am gonna show you what I can do ! …
Allah : I swear by my greatness that I am gonna kick your ass in the Judgement day !
Me : Fuck you ! and fuck your Judgement day !
Allah : you Son of a b..
Then I woke up and was the pray calling  ! …. So I prayed to Allah to protect me from Allah !
(1)  In muslim Text (hadith ) say that Allah both of his hands are right hands



   

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