The
place : the 7th sky
The
time : on the day 6 after Allah created the skies Earth animals and everything
between them
As
Allah sitting alone Gabriel got in
Gabriel
: whats the matter ?! are you ok God ?
Allah
: nothing Gabriel I am just fuckin bored ! that’s sucks I created skies earth and some animals on
earth and I been watching them for 5 days till now they are fuckin boring ! no
action at all ..
Gabriel
: mmm try to watch the football Championship for angels its fun
Allah
: Naah I programed them already and know who gonna win and who gonna lose before they
play ! whats the point
Gabriel
: I found it !!! you know dude you need some filthy dirty creature that
disobeyed your orders !
Allah
: Oh yes !!
Gabriel
: believe me God you need someone to be bad with you mocking you and slap your
ass !!
Allah
: yes yes !!! but who ? you ? ( Angels ) you fuckin boring and just flying
around and on Earth just some Giraffes whales and some zebras etc look I am
gonna create a new creature and program him to have a free will to be bad with
me !
Gabriel
: what if he didn’t choose to disobey you and became boring just like the rest
of us ?
Allah
: No no I am gonna program them to use this free will to disobey me ! and be
infidels and I send them prophets and they become more infidels then I create a
hell for some of them to torture them at ! and heaven for other full of hot
chicks ! with a lot of porn ! so when I got bored of watch this I watch that !
such amazing fun ! Gabriel ! you are Genius mother fucker !
Gabriel
: thanks dude !
Allah
: so now go bring me some sand and water to make some mud cause I wanna create
this creature by my hands and take my time !
Gabriel
: OK ! right the way . Then he mumbling as he going : he could just create him
from nothing with his fucking magic or whatever ! why giving me such a work ! I am a stupid idiot I brought
that to my self !!! ….. ( to be continued )
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